Backtalk: April 25 are the Oscars. If there was a movie made about your life, what would it be titled, and who would play you?

April 16, 2021

FRESHMAN

“It’d be called ‘Up’ and I’d be played by this talking dog named Dug.”
-David Haggerty
“‘There is No Common Sense Just Cereal is a Soup’ and Samuel Jackson would play me.”
-Kyle Farnell

SOPHOMORES

“Chillin’ because that’s all I do and Jenna Ortega would play me.”
-Gaby Ruiz
“‘Due at 11:59 pm’ and I would want Keke Palmer to play me.
-Jayla Griffin

JUNIORS

“‘Easy Dubs’ and I think Robert Pattinson would play me.”
-Abe Bleasing
“‘The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly’ and Amy Phoeler would play me.”
-Basilia Kostopanagiotou

SENIORS

“‘How Did I Get Here?’ and I’d want Sophia Lillis to play me”
-Abbey Gorny
“’G-force 2′, Played by sylvester stallone in a hamster ball.”
-Caeden Taylor

TEACHERS

“‘The Hunger Games Among MHS Teachers.’ I’d be played by Taylor Lautner.”
-Mr. Dillon Pierie
“‘The Life of a Cheesecake Connoisseur’ and I’d like Jack Black to play me.”
-Mr. Benjamin Boroff